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I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Gem Collector Collected a total of 20,000 precious gems.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Gunslinger Reunite with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 2.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 enemies with hand-to-hand combat.

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Top Cat Raised Kat's reputation to “Top Cat.”

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Ancient Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Ruins.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

100 Headshots Defeat 100 enemies with headshots.

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Combo Beginner Perform a 4x combo

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Explorer Found all the bonuses.