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Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

Leveling up Reach level 5 in Classic Mode

Strike True Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots.

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

I hope this is it Kill 25 Spiders

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

There were more... Kill 50 Spiders

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Platinum Ship Get all the trophies

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Little by little Reach 25,000 points in Classic Mode

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink