Dmesh

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Platinum Trophy Acquire all trophies

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Re-Mix-Master Earn a Gold rank in any Remix level.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

The Humanitarian Purchase the Canine Unit and Pediatric Care Base of Operations Upgrade.

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
0/27

I know Kung Fu Shoot and kill 3 enemies in a row while wallrunning as a Pilot in the Campaign

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
0/9

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
9/30

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Got Big Game Defeat all of Hammerlock's Legendary Hunts.
0/10

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
0/5280000

Our Little Secret Don't worry. We won't tell if you don't.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Man of Evil Max out the Unholy path

Play Dead Kill all the enemies in the 'Embedded' field of dead bodies.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Zer0ed In Defeat all of Zer0's Targets of Opportunity.
0/10

Dark Allegiances Apprehend Scarecrow's senior commander.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
0/160

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows