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Ultimate Survivor Finish the game on Survivor difficulty

Graduation Day Win every trophy

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Welcome to Atlas Complete "Atlas."

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

Expert Reach Level 25

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Threat Detected Paint 10 enemies with a single threat grenade.

The Image of Faith Complete The Image of Faith.

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Life in the Fast Lane Complete "Traffic."

A Brother's Seduction Complete A Brother's Seduction

Prankster's Return Placed A Grenade Or Mine While Pickpocketing

Curiosity Open every chest in Paris.

Visited Once Complete all Co-op and Heist missions in Paris at least once.

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Horseman Kill 150 demons from horseback
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I Want It All Complete all Single Player mission challenges in Paris.

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.