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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.