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Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Badges Collect all badges.

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes