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Artful Pocketer Picked 50 pockets.

Jack of all Trades Reach 10 different score actions in one mission in "Joe's Adventures."

Desert Survivalist Healed 10,000 points of damage with food.

Cars, bikes, rides and good vibes Complete 6 Playlists

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

No Car, No Life! Stored 100 cars in your Garage.

Can't Touch This Win a race without hitting anything

Not a scratch! Completed the ninja course without getting hit.

No Rest For The Wicked Your stats are as pitiful as your strength, maggot! Come back when you've raised all characters to level 5.

Vanguard Surprise While cloaked, hit an enemy with a Charge attack. (Single-Player)

Trials – Chapter VI Complete all the trials for Chapter VI

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

The loneliness of a short distance runner Complete a level with a custom made ship, with zero Boost

Walk of Fame Become a Motorfest Legend for the first time

Legend of the West Legend of the West

Nowhere to Go but Up Complete 50 arena quests.

Impressive. Most impressive. Earn a total of 5 stars from Battle missions in the original game

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Memento Collector Find all mementos in single player campaign in a single playthrough

My own cabinet Complete a track in arcade mode

Leech-Shaped Hole in my Heart Finish Leech Hunter with rank E or above.

The Professor Collect all Artifacts.

Wheely Good Fun Bought 10 sets of wheels at GT Auto.

Podcast Subscriber Complete "Treasure Hunt" quest in Mount Steep

Once Upon a Time Listen to all folktales

Platinum Awarded when all other trophies have been unlocked.

Amon Defeated Defeated Amon on any difficulty.

Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

Miracle of Light Proof of one who has used 50 EP.

Jack of All Trades Killed an enemy with a science weapon sneak attack during TTD, with a weakspot critical hit.

Kill or Be Killed Kill Another Player

Tri-Headed Triumph Defeated Cerberus.

Trials – Chapter X Complete all the trials for Chapter X

Skilled Agent Complete Separate Ways on Hardcore mode or higher.

Zest of the Best Block 1,000 damage with Peel Shield as a Citron

The Armorer Collect all Circuits.

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Eyes on the Prize Redeem 100,000 tickets at the Nuka-Cade

People don't change. We go round in circles Complete 12 consecutive Waves and escape from the Horde Map "Graveyard Shift".

Best Served Cold You killed Luka and avenged Abby.

Found 'Em Find all the Egogate emblems

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

French War Hero Spend 30 minutes in-game as French Republic Medic

Gun Collector Collect all Weapon Parts.

Trials – Chapter IX Complete all the trials for Chapter IX

Endangered Species You collected every hidden package in the game.

Speed Demon Reached a speed of 500 km/h (311 mph).

Token Collector Earn all the CTR Tokens in the Adventure Mode.

Trials – Chapter II Complete all the trials for Chapter II

Pro Musician Collect all Oud melodies