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How's it Look, Doc? Craft 10 Medkits. They'll definitely come in handy.

Be Kind, Please Rewind Watch all the videotapes in a single playthrough.

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

Grand tourist Rescued Special Bot trapped in Cooling Springs.

Slash Slash, Slashity Slash! Clear insects off a door using a knife.

Aftermarket Junkie Buy all attachments and paint jobs for one weapon.

No escape! Rescued Special Bot trapped in Memory Meadow.

End of the Night Get ending 1.

Four The Players Rescued all four Special Bots. Time to go off to a new adventure!

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

To England! Leave Norway

We Always Had Faith In You Obtain all the Trophies.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Survivor Complete the game on "Standard" or higher.

Rampage Complete your first raid in England

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Mastered the Jungle Obtain all the Trophies.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

We Partners Now Vito agreed to help you kill Marcano

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

It's Alive! Create a Jomsviking

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Builder Reach settlement level 3

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Everyday Life Complete 10 World Events

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Face My Might! Equip 8 abilities

Tranquility Complete a Standing Stone puzzle

Insurance Risk Escaped a Police Zone after being chased for 2 minutes

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.