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A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Anger Management Eliminate 10 enemies within a single activation of Wrath.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Dedicated student Reach level 25.

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

The Spell Master Learn all spells
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Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Insurance Risk Escaped a Police Zone after being chased for 2 minutes

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

Vive le Revolution Liberate a Province.

Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
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