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Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show