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A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Toxic Terror Defeat Robo-Patrick in the Industrial Park.

Savior Save 5 people besieged by zombies.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Hit Rock Bottom Finish the main missions of Rock Bottom.

Life's as extreme as you wanna make it! Clear all the Ski slopes in Sand Mountain

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

To put it bluntly Kill 250 zombies using blunt melee weapons.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Ultra Spatula Seeker Get 50 Golden Spatulas.

Historian Find every audio diary

Humanitarian Kill 50 human enemies.

Shrimp Catcher Defeat Prawn in the Mermalair.

How many days exactly? Play Dead Island - Definitive Edition at least 28 days after starting it for the first time.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.