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A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Savior Save 5 people besieged by zombies.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

To put it bluntly Kill 250 zombies using blunt melee weapons.

Toxic Terror Defeat Robo-Patrick in the Industrial Park.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

Humanitarian Kill 50 human enemies.

Hit Rock Bottom Finish the main missions of Rock Bottom.

Life's as extreme as you wanna make it! Clear all the Ski slopes in Sand Mountain

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Ultra Spatula Seeker Get 50 Golden Spatulas.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

How many days exactly? Play Dead Island - Definitive Edition at least 28 days after starting it for the first time.

Shrimp Catcher Defeat Prawn in the Mermalair.

Historian Find every audio diary

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine