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Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

The People's Porter Reach a total of 2,400 Likes on the Results Screen.

Fully Researched Bouncer Fully research the Bouncer

Pedal to the Metal Travel at 125 mph.

Curtain Call Complete Memory Sequence 12.

I Couldn't Hold it In! Pee outside for the first time.

Wake Up Call Help Leo out of a tricky situation without getting caught.

Room With A View Enjoy the view of Paris from Arno's balcony.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

RESIDENT EVIL 5 Platinum Trophy Congratulations! You've overcome all your fears in RESIDENT EVIL 5!

Karma-geddon Kill 50 zombies using a vehicle.

Chopped! Kill 20 enemies with a heavy weapon.

Poked! Kill 20 enemies with a Long Weapon.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Sleep Tight, Little BB Soothe a crying BB and stop the crying for the first time.

Jellyfishing Complete Squidward's Mission in Jellyfish Fields.

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

Soothing Sounds Use the music player for the first time.

Snooze 'n' Soothe Heal by sleeping for the first time.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Accurate Prediction Complete a Nostradamus Enigma in Paris.

Everyday Delivery Complete a standard order.

Knucklehead Kill a total of thirty enemies using melee attacks.

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Gentleman Cambrioleur Lockpick 20 chests.

Tonic Collector Collect or Invent 58 Tonics in the Physical, Engineering and Combat tracks

Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

Petrol Head Drive at least thirty different vehicles.

Road Trip Drive a total distance of 10 kilometers.

Bon Appétit! Fed a body to an alligator

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest