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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Storm Cloud over Chinatown Completed "Better Get Used to It"

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Avid Shopper Purchase all items from the supply shack

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Murder in the House of God Completed "The Saint and the Sinner"

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Charted! - Easy Finish the game in Easy Mode.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan