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Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
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Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Doctor in the House Complete Level 9 - Doctor in the House

The Damned Punish or absolve all 27 shades of The Inferno

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Holy Man Max out the Holy path

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Zer0ed In Defeat all of Zer0's Targets of Opportunity.
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Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Use of Weapons Dismantle 50 pieces of armor or weapons.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Skill Master Get a skill to 100

That Sinking Feeling Complete Level 10 - That Sinking Feeling

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Rising Vanguard Complete a Strike.

Countermeasures Kill 20 enemies using a counter move

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Arsonist Set 50 enemies on fire.

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Quick and Painless Shoot 15 deer in the heart

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

…The Harder They Fall Kill 5 Giant Creatures