Devilish__Saint

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
13/50

Historian Find every audio diary

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
2/10

Leon "S." Kennedy Complete Leon's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

No Matter What Complete Part 1

An Old Friend Acquire the BFG

Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Who's A Good Boy? Pet Buckley the dog

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
7/8

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
0/5

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Masshole Kill 300 People

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
71/83

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
0/20

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Lights Out While in stealth, turn off the spotlight generator in Pittsburgh

Left Hanging Leave Ellie hanging after a job well done

Sticky Fingers Open all safes

Don't Go Complete Left Behind

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Prepared For the Worst Find all workbenches
1/11

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Live Bait Use bricks or bottles to lure an infected into attacking a human

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.