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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Together in the light Complete 5 quests in a single co-op game with the same partners.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

One is all I need Kill 5 Infected in a row with a single blow.

King of the jungle Complete act 3.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Banoi Redemption Complete act 4.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Progress Reach Level 2 with one Accolade.

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.