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Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Hard Crash Perform 10 vehicle take downs

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

The Witch of Hemwick Defeat the Witch of Hemwick.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

I am Speed Complete the game in less than 2 hours.

Family Man Complete Act 1

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Butcher of Blaviken Kill at least 5 opponents in under 10 seconds.

Cheater Cheater Activate a Tweak

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Shadow of Yharnam Defeat the Shadow of Yharnam.

All Done Unlock all trophies.

Rom, the Vacuous Spider Defeat Great One: Rom, the Vacuous Spider.

Up a Short Creek Without a Paddle Beat 'Chapter 12 - Heading Upriver' in less than 5 minutes

Rune Master Acquire an extremely precious Caryll Rune.