Desertoid

Pieces of History Collect all 33 mementos.

We Put a Giant Gun on It Finish Operation Sandstinger

Unleash the DOOM! Defeat three level 9 CPUs in a team-battle

Bomb Disposal Remove all rigged vehicles from the harbors of Solís

Knight Errand Awarded for completing 100 errands.

Porkchop Sandwiches Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Bounty: Hunted Complete mission “Where It All Started”.

Time to Scare the Opposition Complete 10 online quickplay matches

Public Enemy #1 Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.

Need for Speed Achieve a Complete Speed Run Time of Less than 2 Hours and 30 minutes

A Scorpion's Tale Secure Illapa

Cowboy Up Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Balls Seems you like playing with balls, eh?

We're in Business Secure every Factory

Let's Fight! Thug Majima forced his way into a fight.

Your Backseat Smells Funny Complete all instances of Escort.

String it Together Get a Gold on the Knitted Knight’s ultimate trial.

Seeking Salvation Pray at All Shrines

Wretched Retch Use a Wretched Graug's Projectile Vomit on an Uruk Captain or Warchief.

Moonlit Knight Obtain Magic Touch Skill, equip Silver Strike Moonbeam weapon and Midnight Sentinel Farseer outfit

Wall of Steel Deploy a Road Block which then gets hit by a Racer

Weird Science Complete mission 'Weird Science'.

Stay Classy Steelport Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

Socket-to-me In Zombies, upgrade a skill.

Double Dose of Pimping Complete all instances of Snatch.

A Dinner for Two Endurance Co-op Challenge: Eat the meat of 3 wolves with your partner

Saddled Up Purchase or secure five different mounts of any kind.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Happy Camper Endurance Challenge: Survive for 5 days

ACTIVATE THE PLOT DEVICE! Clear Arcade with 15 brawlers

I Believe I Can Fly Base jump 1000 meters.

Overfamiliar Awarded for maximizing a familiar's familiarity.

Ruin on the Horizon Complete mission “Riding to Ruin”.

Resist the Wrist Defeat Colossus 3 Without Breaking His Wristguard

The Blast and the Furious Defeat Evil Lilith.

Patriot Arrow Kill an enemy with the bow while ziplining in Echoes of a Cold War.

Drag Queen Win five Drag Race events

Life of the Party Find 100% of all Collectibles.

Here to Stay Secure every Region

Ain't He the Cutest? Collect a Bobblehead

Who Needs a Map? Endurance Challenge: Locate 5 crypts

Building Blocks Complete all side missions in Rezoning

Everything is Connected Clear Arcade with all (standard) brawlers

Wheely Fast Outran the Wheel in the Temple of Boom.

A Pretty Amazing Person Defeat an opponent with a higher rating than you 5 times in online mode

Conqueror of Panau Complete 9 stronghold takeovers.

Master of Magic Awarded for upgrading your spells 50 times.

Superpower Awarded for increasing your influence to 70,000,000.

Royal Mint Awarded for amassing 500,000 guilders.

Courage in Hand Drove off Infinite again.