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Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

The Back Streets of Little Italy Completed "Running Man"

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Miniroadtrip! Drive 4 km in the world while driving the Merengue from Elek Motors

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

I Get Around Do a drone race

100% Legit Finish Operation: $911

Earn your Sea Legs Do a sailboat race

You're On A Boat! Finish Operation: Shanghaied

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Finish Operation: Robot Wars

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Make Every Voice Count Finish Operation: Power to the Sheeple

Incepted Climbed the Sideways Town

The Fox Finish Operation: Shadow

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Family History Found a 'Gangsters of the United States' cigarette card

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

The Way this City Works Completed "Molotov Party"

Pulp Fiction Found a Pulp Magazine

A True Hidden One Assassinate 10 guards in a row without triggering open conflict

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Fire Everything! Destroy a Titan with your Salvo Core in the Campaign

I'm Not Locked in Here With You Defeated the Reapers in Ash's Simulation Dome