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Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Vampire Unlock the Vampire perk

Activated Get to Manhattan.

Paperboy Collect 5 letters

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Hero Complete game on any difficulty

Unbearable From victim to victor.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Feeding Frenzy Use the "Call the cops" hack on the donut-disguised man in Haight-Ashbury

I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

À La Carte Complete 20 Side Missions.
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Got The Shutterbug Take 25 ScoutX location pictures

Tranquility Complete a Standing Stone puzzle

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Late Sleeper Purchase the Alarm Clock

Heir To An Empty Castle Complete mission "Cold as the Grave".

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Stay Golden Use a Golden Key.

Something More Find Ciri.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Coin Collector Collect 1,000 coins

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Cross The Streamers Complete mission "Blood Drive".

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Prison nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 1

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

Jump Around Do a 140 meters long jump while driving a vehicle

Gunslinger Reunite with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 2.

Stick It To 'Em Kill two or more enemies with a single sticky grenade.

Apocalypso! Complete mission "The Great Vault".

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

The Shadow and the Flame Defeat a Shakiriyya in combat

Damn, Gina Obtain all Vault Rewards.