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Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Killed 6 Fireclaws Killed 6 Fireclaw machines.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

Further Down the Rabbit Hole Collect all Dead Drops in the Warren.

Evil Train Bad guys make it clear who the boss is.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Trusty Steed Reach max bonding level with a horse.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Gnot Cannon Use a cannon to defeat a TNT thrower

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Shadows of the Ancient Past Collect 100% of the Artifacts and listen to their memories.

Conservationist 1 Complete Crush's Dungeon without hitting any fodder

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Evil Intentions Bad guys can't say goodbye.

Evil Exposure Bad guys love to be seen.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Won Ikrie's Challenge Met Ikrie again at the Snowchants Hunting Ground and took first place in her challenge.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game