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David And Goliath Eliminate 10 enemies using a sling.

Watcha Got on the Hot Plate? Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue

Spread 'Em Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates

Kanda Of Faith Climb to the peak of Pardaku Lookout and leap off.

Expansion Capture all outposts.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Mark 4 Wenja Discover the future past.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Real Estate Baron Complete all hut upgrades.

Rise and SHINE Awaken the Phoenix

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo