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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

More practice Complete the aiming training

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.