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Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred