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And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Moronic Drone Get a job

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.