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Pawlatinum You are pawsome!

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

I got this Find all training manuals

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Populace Build your clan to 40 people in Factions

Knowing the Basics Win a game of Supply Raid and Survivors in find match

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.