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Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Made to Endure Takedown 10 enemies while Endurance is active

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

All Endings... Saw all endings.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Gunslinger Perform 3 headshots in 3 seconds with the pistol

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Ultimate Survivor Finish the game on Survivor difficulty

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

The Witch Bottles Baba Yaga: Unearth all Survival Caches in the Wicked Vale

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

BEYOND: TWO SOULS™ MASTER Collected all trophies!

Treasure Hunter Find and open all the main game Conquistador treasure chests

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Always Improving Reach level 25.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Friendship Rules Revive someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list.