Deimatic

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Serioso Defeat 100,000 Discordians

NecroMaster!! Unlock all trophies

Lowest of the Low "All Chars" low%. Complete an "All Chars" run without picking up any items or using any shrines. (Picking up gold is permitted.)

The Cooperative Stop the battling. Sing Kumbaya and earn the Group Think, Party Animal, and Power Couple badges.

Hired Gun Beat the game on Story or higher

Veteran Beat the game on Normal or higher

An End of the Infinite Completed 'The Infinite Coil'

The Umbaran Completed Luco's story

Biggest Hops Earn all Trophies.

Up For Everything Find every Challenge Room.

Way To Go, Nerd Identify every Bug.

Scoot Over Build a Swim Scooter.

Dripped Out Find every Dark Drip.

Vegetarian Finish the game without eating meat.

Growing Boy Eat 100 Sandwiches.

Fast As Frog Beat the game in under 4 hours.

Green Thumb Discover every Veggie.

Marvelous Earn 10 Encore roses.

Platinum You unlocked every trophy in the game

Multiplatinum Complete all missions with a Platinum ranking on Lethal Intensity

Hardcore Be your best Tetris® Self. Earn the Strategist, Generous, Underdog badges.

Lost Causes Reached Very High Bond between Hawks and Tel

You Must Defeat The Avatar to Stand a Chance Complete Arcade Mode with all characters.

A Thrilling Performance Beat Encore 5 with any hero.

Encore Collector Collect all of the Encore relics.

Is This Even Legal? Get a x20 scarab multiplier.

All Of The Gold Get a score of 5 million gold.

Ragnarok Get all Trophies.

Sanngriðr Ascending Defeat Nidhogg with Sanngriðr. Well done!

Sanngriðr - The Cruel Complete the game on hard as Sanngriðr. Impressive.

Graslu - The First Complete Sanngriðr on Hellish.

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.

Full Roster Recruited 20 Operators in a single campaign

Absolute Balance Unlock everything in Gallery mode

Enlightenment Achieved Spend 24 Hours in Training

Cappler's Conspiracy Complete all of Cappler's Jobs.

Meet Cappler Meet Cappler.

Real Frogtographer Take 100 photos.

Be nice. Be NICE.

Standing Ovation Earn 15 Encore roses.

Encore Master Master all of the Encore relics.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Juicy Target Get 35,000 gold from one potion imp.

Fully Geared Equipped 4 Weapon Mods to a Weapon

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.