Deceptrox

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE Visited at least one ruin from every ancient civilisation

RENDEZVOUS Discovered a distant piece of Earth history

RETURN OF THE KING Retrieved a legendary treasure

THE TRUTH WAS OUT THERE Exposed a galactic conspiracy

REBEL ALLIANCE Helped spark the Wolphax Rebellion

KNIGHTS TO REMEMBER Won the Wolphax Grand Tournament

WORST. RESCUE. EVER. Ejected desperate alien refugees into space

DID WE FORGET SOMETHING? Brought the Mizzurani plague back to Earth

REMISSION COMPLETE Discovered a cure for Kirsten's cancer

DRAGONSLAYER Defeated an ancient galactic evil

THE VERY LONG JOURNEY HOME Made it back home in Rogue Mode

BAD NEIGHBOURS Made enemies of everyone in the galaxy

HIGHLY DECORATED Won all available trophies and contests in the galaxy

TO HELL AND BACK Visited and escaped one of the galaxy's most dangerous planets

ALIEN NATIONS Encountered all alien races at least once