Deceptrox

ENEMY OF THE RAXACT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

INDEPENDENCE DAY Destroyed the Final Gate

HELLO, ADMINISTRATOR Accessed the Entrope database

HAMMER AND BONE Became allied with the Raxact Horde

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

HOARDERS Collected and kept 5 alien relics

A HOLE IN SPACE Created a wormhole

SOUVENIR HUNTER Brought at least 15 souvenirs back to Earth in one mission

THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE Visited at least one ruin from every ancient civilisation

BEGINNER'S LUCK Won a round of Jassikan's Teeth

ELECTRIC DREAMS Helped the Cueddhaest ascend to the Nextplane

GAMBLER'S FRIEND Repaid a gambler's debt in full

PATIENCE, LITTLE GRASSHOPPER Let Squire Temrach have his victory

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

RENDEZVOUS Discovered a distant piece of Earth history

RETURN OF THE KING Retrieved a legendary treasure

THE TRUTH WAS OUT THERE Exposed a galactic conspiracy

REBEL ALLIANCE Helped spark the Wolphax Rebellion

KNIGHTS TO REMEMBER Won the Wolphax Grand Tournament

REMISSION COMPLETE Discovered a cure for Kirsten's cancer

WORST. RESCUE. EVER. Ejected desperate alien refugees into space

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

DID WE FORGET SOMETHING? Brought the Mizzurani plague back to Earth

DRAGONSLAYER Defeated an ancient galactic evil

THE VERY LONG JOURNEY HOME Made it back home in Rogue Mode