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Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Protective Father Protective Father

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.