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The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Festival Complete Side Quest "Lady of Slaughter".

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

I'm Just Getting Started Complete Main Quest "Aya".

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

This is Sparta! Complete the Battle of 300.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

You still need 8880... Reach level 20.

Rider's Licence Use all types of vehicle at least once.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Smash! Destroy 100 breakable objects.

The Scarab Complete Main Quest "The Scarab's Lies".

The Sea Complete Main Quest "Pompeius Magnus".

Run For Your Life! Run away from 3 fights with a hippo.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

The Hyena Complete Main Quest "The Hyena".

Free as a Bird Use the eagle for a total of 30 minutes.

Wake Up! Complete Main Quest Dream Sequence.

I'm Done Learning Activate a Master ability.

Triathlete Swim for 1500m, ride for 40km and run for 10km.

The Lizard Complete Main Quest "The Lizard's Face".

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Handy Man Craft 20 items.

A Spanner in the Works Complete Memory Sequence 1.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Shadow of Egypt Kill 10 enemies in a row without being detected.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie