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That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen