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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.