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Tinkering Fully upgrade a Praetor Suit category.

Momentum Shift Upgrade a Rune

Jump Around Do a 140 meters long jump while driving a vehicle

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.

Tortoise Toppler Defeated the adamantoise.

Hold My Hair Take a picture of someone vomiting

Survival Expert Reached maximum survival level.

Argent Overload Fully upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo capacity

One-Man Garage Buy 25 cars in car dealerships

Rip and Tear Glory Kill all common enemy types in the campaign.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Researcher Collect all the Key Data hidden in the world

An Old Friend Acquire the BFG

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Specialist Earn the Mastery for a weapon mod

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Thorough Shopper Complete all Challenges for a single mission.

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies using the Chainsaw

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Graduation Day Win every trophy

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.