Dave-The-Rave

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.