Dave-The-Rave

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Basic Inventor The player has successfully invented at least one item

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.