Dave-The-Rave

Damsel in Distress Rescue the princess

Insecticide Destroy 50% of the Electroflies in the Single Player Campaign

Fine, I'll do it myself Win a race without using power ups

Land invasion Go through the middle of the castle on the Samurai track

Light speed Outrun 7 opponents with one use of the Speed Gun

Bon Appétit TimeTrial Beat Bon Appétit side mission in under 7 minutes

Stack It Even Better TimeTrial Beat the 3rd stacking challenge in under 3 minutes

Sticky Satellite TimeTrial Assemble the satellite in under 1:45 minutes all by yourself

Fight Your Boss TimeTrial Beat your boss in under 5:30 minutes

Rocket Launcher 2 Finish One Small Step with the least possible rockets and no slingshot used

Peanutbutter Find and eat all the peanutbutter barrels in the game

Freedom Fighter Complete 25 Public SND Matches

Making Friends Complete 25 Public TDM Matches

Anarchist Kill 100 Players With Grenades in Public Matches

Tick-Tock Plant 10 Bombs playing Search and Destroy in Public Matches

Red or Blue Wire? Defuse 10 Bombs playing Search and Destroy in Public Matches

Unholy Sacrament Complete the Final Verse (Quantum).

One Thousand and One Fights Complete Another Merchant's Tale.

Original Complete Album 6

Gift Pursuer Acquire 40 of the gifts placed throughout the levels.

Platinum Curious Earn a platinum medal as a reward in a level.

Pirate King Reach a pirate ship's highest point.

Minced Meat Take out the Mall's biggest customer

Major Malfunction Destroy 50% of the Newsbots in the Single Player Campaign

Tentaculicious La Kalma thanks you.

Lone Wolf Complete 100 Public FFA Matches

Deadeye Kill 500 Players with Headshots in Public Matches

Two 4 One Kill 2 players in a row while Sliding in a Public Match

I've Got This Get 5 kills in a Single Round of SND in Public Matches

End of Season Earn All Trophies

Super Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Precipice" Across All Modes

Crazy Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Sidewinder" Across All Modes

Ridiculously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "Blastoff" Across All Modes

Ludicrously Challenging Get a Gold Medal in "The Gauntlet" Across All Modes

What Acceleration! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Time Trial Mode

What Agility! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Collection Mode

What Alacrity! Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels for Hardcore Mode

What Can't You Do? Get a Gold Medal in All Challenge Levels Across all Modes

Costume Connoisseur Unlock All Racer Skins

Holiday spirit Get 3 stars on all winter levels

Crown Ruler Acquire 12 crowns by reaching the crown balloons.

Mount Never-Rest Reach the fifth hub world area.

Were these addressed to me? Open or smash open 500 packages.
37/500

Destructive Beat Complete the Campaign on Easy Difficulty

Grilled Meat Prepare a big meal using an improvised electric stove

Armed and Dangerous Grow as a person, experience betrayal. Again.

Stowaway Catch a ride

Creative Freedom Master the Creation Glove by finishing the side missions

The Architect Finish Little Boxes side missions.

Crushed or Sliced? Reunite La Kalma and Salmoa and end their everlasting dispute.