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Love is a Battlefield Engaged in 2,500 battles.

Seen It All Complete the Journal.

Challenge Master Cleared all challenges.

I'll make them pay… [ARCADE MODE] Clear all missions without dying

The Combine Combine monsters 100 times.

Don't Get Cocky! You've defeated the monstrous Decimal.

Landlord You have more than 100 titles.

Overachiever Attain at least 100% coverage, a x50 multiplier and create a perfect quad in a single 3 minute Time Mode game

Time and Again Successfully executed a distinctive Special Art.

Crusher Destroyed all strange obstacles on B-2

The Full Spelunky Obtain all other trophies.

Millionaire End a run with $1,000,000 or more in a non-seeded, single-player run.

P-Whipped Collect all the cat head grass in story mode

One Knight stand Finish the game without dying

The next story is yours Watch the end credits

Good Job, Soldier Earn all the Good Job awards.

The Important Bits, at Least Cleared the digest route.

They Mostly Come Out at Night Defeated the four types of hidden monsters.

David Attenborough Completed the monster picture book.

Conqueror Reach at least 100% coverage on all 10 original levels in the game in 3 minute Time Mode

Happy Birthday Cube Master! Obtained all trophies.

Riding the Waves of Time Accumulated over 100 billion total Cube Years.

Real Soviet Damage Dealt 10,000,000 points of damage.

Profilific Unlocked all profiles.

Navigator All location names displayed for stages 1-1 to 4-X and B-1 to B-3

One Who Has Denied Rebirth Cleared "Rebirth" in Story Mode

He Chose...Poorly Changed Ellis's appearance.

You're Already Dead! Try and get a hit count of 650.

Sunny side up Finish the game without ever entering the shop

Missionary Performed a Chain of 200 or higher

Little Dolly Marie Complete Lv. 30 in Endless Mode (hard)

We Meet at Last Encountered the worst enemy.

Monarch You have all the titles. Good work!

Platinum Trophy You've acquired all the trophies.

Rags to Riches Earned your first gold medal.

One Who Has Met Demise Cleared "Demise" in Story Mode

Crusher Defeated at least 600 enemies.

Are you really the hero? Game over, 50 times over

One Who Has Evolved Further Broke your own record in Online Mode

Akasaka Sempai Bunny Complete Lv. 50 in Endless Mode (hard)

Best Friends Forever Attain 100% coverage within 2:22 minutes in any level in Co-op Mode

One Who Never Lost Themselves Cleared "Demise" without ever using Forbidden Power

Net Master Pulled off a 40 combo.

Like a lion after its prey Finish the game in hard mode

Catch Master Reached 100% completion.

Gold Collector Earned at least 10 gold medals.

I See All Captured all monkeys.

Hard Worker Finish every mission in challenge mode

One Who Has Returned from the Abyss Cleared "Pursuit" in Story Mode

One Who Purifies Malice Defeated the Mantle of Malice on Normal Difficulty in under 5 minutes