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Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Badges Collect all badges.

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Buzzed Collect 49 Scout Flies