Darmind

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

More practice Complete the aiming training

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.