Dark_Poetry

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Protective Father Protective Father

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

A Better World Let every possible character die and chose to go with them to the Infraworld.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Together in the light Complete 5 quests in a single co-op game with the same partners.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

All Endings... Saw all endings.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.