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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Double reload Unlock assault perk 1

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Strike Gold Achieve 1 Gold Stat Award.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.

Vive la resistance! Locate the resistance

Scout II Unlock stealth perk 7

Man Around Town Visit Aberdeen, Central, Kennedy Town and North Point.

Minor Face Achieve Face Level 2.

Take A Bite Out Of Crime Complete a Case.

Rookie Complete 10% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Slight Silver Achieve 5 Silver Stat Awards.

Power to the laser Find the Laserkraftwerk

Stuntman Successfully perform an action hijack.

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

That'll Show 'em Complete Payback.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Deliverance Release friend