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No Pain, No Gain Dealt 50,000 damage in Practice mode.

Dropping Loads Win a live grenade at a Slot Machine.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Ain't No Stopping Do a bike race

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Okay! I'm Ready! Won a battle in online tournament.

Picking Up the Pieces Finish Operation: Looking Glass

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

First Kills Are Special Defeat a zombie.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Informer Finish Operation: Limp Nudle

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

In Style Buy the Gatorfeet Whine Country footwear

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Pimp My eKart Get all the eKart upgrades

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Sabotage Finish Operation: Hacker War

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

A Ride to Remember Drive one of the Unique Vehicles

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?