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Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Jeet Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Balefire Flatland region around Jeet's Stronghold

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

No hope Hit your lowest point.

To let go Accept things as they are.

Pounding the Pavement Kill 150 Aliens with the Stomp Super Power.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Zoo Keeper Kill 25 Wardens.

Above and Beyond Collect all of the trophies

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Betrayed with a Kiss Find 20 pieces of silver

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

Huntress Kill 50 animals while wearing the Huntress outfit

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Old Friend Find and absolve Brunetto Latini

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Chemical Warfare Kill 5 enemies with one Poison Arrow

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.