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The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you