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Biggest Badass In The Borderlands Reach level 50.
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Take My Hand Complete the Cent Arc

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Ultimate Refinement Fully upgrade and enhance a piece of gear

Expert Reach Level 25

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Equilibrium Complete 3 Cairn challenges

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Doll Collector View all character and weapon models.

Art Collector View all concept art.

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

Not the Norse You're Looking For Successfully pass close to a guard in a distrust area by blending with a group of monks

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

When You Gotta Go... Open the door to every outhouse in the village in a single playthrough.

Dreamcatcher Destroy 10 Curse Symbols (Base game only)

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Curiosity Open every chest in Paris.

Visited Once Complete all Co-op and Heist missions in Paris at least once.

We're in the End Game Now Reach Power 280

Exoarchaeolo—You Get the Gist Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

I Want It All Complete all Single Player mission challenges in Paris.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Fishing in Baku Complete the Baku mission in the Campaign

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Squawk Shot Shoot down five flying crows in the story.

Pioneer Reach Vinland

The Legend of Harran Reach Survivor Rank lvl 18

Seahorse Swim a total of 3km with the horse

A Long Way Down Jump to the water from the Infamy Bridge (Slums) at night

No Thanks, Bro! Defeat Ramón Salazar.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.