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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Path of the Stars Decipher the Path of the Stars

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Tools of the Trade Use All 5 World Weapons in Combat

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Snakes on a Train Ride the snake back to the Tower of Delphi

All Fours Win a 4v4 game