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No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Elected official Complete Acis

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

The Legend Complete Arcade Mode on Legend

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Insurance Risk Escaped a Police Zone after being chased for 2 minutes

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Fish Gotta Eat You helped Vito capture Michael Grecco

One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.