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…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo