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Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Badges Collect all badges.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79