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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

System Mangler Complete every ctOS Breach

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Get Used To It Die for the first time.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

Long and Winding Road Reach level 20.